I defy you to learn the dance moves in this video for the song “Didn’t You Kill My Brother?” (itself clearly the best dance-pop song from the ’80s loosely based on the gruesome Kray twins) by British comedian Alexei Sayle (known to U.S. audiences, if at all, via his spastic appearaces on the British sitcom The Young Ones which used to run on MTV before they ruined the Earth with their own inane programming) and to then bust them out the next time you hit the clubs/ head to the corner bar/ leave your house/ get up from your chair.

Even better if you and two pals learn them so you can do the moves all Fly Girls style, in sync like that!

—DJ Yeti