Mea Culpa

There are times when I’m a really bad music fan and I want to apologize for that. Sometimes I’m lazy and don’t want to give difficult, less catchy releases time to win me over. Sometimes when a band I like goes in a new direction, I don’t want to go with them. And then there are those “friends” (who are actually jerks) that recommend albums that I don’t listen to out of spite.

That’s what happened with Girls debut album “Album.” For months I refused to listen to them in an attempt to prove some self righteous point. Soon I had to start coming up with elaborate lies to cover for my stance. “Oh, yeah, I’ve heard a couple songs,” I’d tell people straight faced. “And it just didn’t do anything for me.” Or when that wasn’t enough I’d say “Naming your album ‘Album’? Seems like they’re just trying too hard.” Looking back, it’s embarrassing. I missed out on months of good music before I hit rock bottom. Thank god I did, because “Album” is gorgeous.

And now it’s a new year, a new decade. It’s time to put the mistakes of the past behind us and work on self-improvement. So from now on, when those friends of mine who I kind of hate give me an album recommendation, I’ll give it a chance. But if they’re wrong? I will rain a world of passive aggressive pain and torment down upon them.

-DJ Bears!