THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT STILL THREATENS US ALL

Are you ready to see the most amazing thing you’ll see… all day? Check out this here clip and bear in mind that this is taken from an actual video produced by an actual band, who sold a bunch of records at one point, who made a comfortable living for years.

It’s not from a Mr. Show episode, despite the ultra ridiculous mullets and the dreadful fake lisp of the “New Age guy” and the slowed-down rock-out scenes at the beginning and the campy They Live style skeletor faces from the “666” video. It’s all enough to make you laugh for ten minutes then cry for the rest of the day when you think that these people involved all made this thing, like, for serious.

—DJ Yeti