December 2009
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Wait. The Rakes Broke Up?: A Monologue
Hold on a second, just—just wait a minute. You’re telling me that the Rakes broke up? Over a month ago? And just when were you planning on letting me know?
You thought I knew? Yeah, right. You just didn’t want to be the one to break it to me. You let me walk around like an idiot thinking the Rakes were still together. How could you do this...
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Pick of the Week: Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End) - The Darkness
When I think of Christmas, I think of three things: family, presents and mind-melting guitar solos. Despite what your totally square grandparents think, Bing Crosby never had a mind-melting guitar solo on any of his Christmas albums. Luckily though, the Darkness left us this one golden Christmas nugget in their short...
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PICK OF THE WEEK: Bumble Bee - Heavy Trash
You probably don’t know this about me, but I love bumble bees. There is something that I find so wonderful about this animal that even though it has a stinger, it’s funny enough to be named “bumble.” While people are terrified of other members of the bee family like the yellow jacket, everyone loves a bumble bee! They’re the...
Win a hot axe for to shred with courtesy of the...
Do you want to rock as hard as the Bravery? Even if you think you can’t— it’s good to want things! But maybe if you could win a really cool guitar that’s been played by Sam Endicott from the Bravery, it would be like that movie where Lil Bow Wow finds Michael Jordan’s shoes and with them he becomes an amazing basketball player and then at the end he learns he...
